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  Heloooo! this is chantelles escort service, we are looking for a Mr...YOU!

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  Johnny? Yeah this is y mamma. What the **** have you done to ma hair?

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  y so srs???

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  Why So Serious?

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  Hello?is this pizza castle

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  Is that a tampon on the side of his eye? What the hell...?

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  Shh...it's Sleeping Douchebag,

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  Time for another recipe for a prank guys!! all you need is... 1.a sleeping friend! 2.MAKE-UP!!make sure you have permission to borrow it from whoever they belong... 3.a hair-net! 4.the victims cellphone! 5.anything you want to add!! Now,put the make-up on your friend's face and then place the cellphone on his ears!and then call your friend's cellphone and then...BOOM!you're friends wide awake!if your friend doesn't have a cellphone...get an air horn instead!

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  Gay!!!