I would so molest him. Sluuuurp. Yum yum.

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Are You A Zombie?

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  I would so molest him. Sluuuurp. Yum yum.

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  HAHAHAHA seems like an Epic night!

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  I need an adult! I need an adult!

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  now take a picture with his cell phone and send it to all his contacts ;-)

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  This guy isn't drunk, it's BDSM humiliation play!

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  Daniel,we are home! OMG mark look at our son,quick take the camera.

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  DUDE1:alright boys time to decide who undresses him so we can do this DUDE2:NOT IT! DUDES3:NOT IT! DUDE:GOD DAMET!

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  that morning-boner is gonna kill him! PAPERCUT!

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  Keanu Reeves?

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  His family got this picture along with a ransom note

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  Now he has to remove the tape :)

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  Justin Bieber's latest victim

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  heard from front hallway, "Honey, we're home! Come help me and dad with the bags!"

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  Now we know what Tom Cruise keeps in his kitchen

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  And just when I was about to call the cops... I came

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  Justin bieber has let himself go...

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  On the bright side, they had to use a paper towel roll, not a toilet paper roll, to cover his johnson. So, who's having the last laugh, really, when you think about it...

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  Male rape never looked so yummy!

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  heard from front hallway, "Honey, we're home! Come help dad and I with the bags!"

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  Missed a spot..